Pease Be Quite I’m Trying to Pee Here
For the life of me I will never understand the need for people to chat me up while I am standing at the urinal. I am so pee shy that even just the thought of someone being in men’s room can cause things to freeze up.
A few times I have waited so long to go that I thought my bladder would explode only find I couldn’t go because people were lingering at the sinks having a conversation. Oh, I gave it the old college but no water works.
So if you see me standing at the urinal, we can wait to chat. I am trying to concentrate.
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People can talk and pee?! Next you'll be saying that some people can walk and chew gum. One thing at a time...
water running/flushing once always takes care of the problem.
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Thank god I'm not the only one with this problem. I can't pee if the dog is watching. Sad, very sad, but true.
Same for me, but I've gotten a little better over the years. At my army draft physical it took 45 minutes to get something out for the sample. I just don't pee in public.
I like the new profile pic!
pee all that you can pee
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